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By: Peter Cross

"....It's their concept of being treated well and the proof is in the countless number of businesses tha..........women, pampering, nail salons, support groups, massage, pedicure, facial, bubble bath, face masks, press release....."
My sincere apology goes out to all the keen women in this firmamentN Originality for my article respectful as well as for what I'm about to say, but my problem is that I've been totally unable to find you. Now I can't stand hip hop air (gansta garbage) but my experience with women over the abide 10 years has forced me to agree with the writers that bitch is a fairly appropriate term for modern day women. Where are you??? After several years of trying every concept in my extremely creative repertoire, I've failed to find even one truly quick woman. It's what they say they want. The word pampering comes from the women themselves. There must be at least 2 or 3 nail salons on every busy block of every town and city in the United States. It's their concept of being treated well and the proof is in the countless number of businesses that have flourished by catering to their slavish desires. Louis, the Women's Support and Community Services Program has hosted a monthly Day of Pampering that has been extremely successful women are able to get massages, pedicures, and facials from other women who donate their time and skills to help them feel pampered. 50 years ago, there wasn't a female alive who would even consider having her toenails cut by another womankind in full view of the public where she can be seen through the put by proscenium window.

Here's a quote from the Oprah Magazine: 'Could you use a little pampering this holiday season? Behold a harvest of luxurious fairness treats.' Yecccch! And then 'When was your stand for a long time soak in the tub? And just how old is that loofah in your shower?' I don't even want to cogitate about that behind the scenes I buy a new loofah every week, don't I? For the over quartile years in St. If I at no time hark the words 'girls night out' again it will be too soon for me! And from the United Kingdom comes this hot press dispatch being Women Pamper Themselves: 'Sales of bubble bath, face masks, massage oils and other womanly pampering products have more than trebled, suggesting that women in the UK are more concerned with making themselves feel loved and pampered than relying on the men in their lives. It's a cabal. I don't expect to find more than a handful of people in this cosmos who enjoy true comprehension so I was nauseated to discover an organization called the Women of Wisdom Foundation who have a Sacred Pampering Day for Women, and I quote: 'Women enter a healing temple and can sample a diverse selection of products and services from a variety of experts in the art of pampering women.' I can dream up Mother Mary up there wherever it may be being stunned by this spectacle of desecration in a thing somebody has the nerve to call a temple!

Here's another press dispatch from Naperville, Illinois, being Spa Girl Parties, Inc. This steep rise in sales of indulgent symmetry treats highlights the trend that women are ditching their men for their girlfriends!' Now what are all the sincere and desperate men supposed to do about a thing like that?

There's a big difference betwixt intelligence and wisdom. Your wilderness experience includes soft beds, fancy food and relaxation. - Pampering Women Across the Country 100 Times Over: 'Welcome to the fabulously fun and pampered universe of Spa Girl Parties where we cater to your need for pampering and your appetite to shop till you drop.' Need I say more? Is anybody gagging with a spoon yet? Next, a hot wire flashes from the Columbia University News Service: 'Wilderness adventures now come with up-scale pampering. Modern day women have brought an entirely new meaning to the concept of 'roughing it'.

And finally, what about waxing? Good Lord, even a queen bee doesn't want to be waxed. This year’s menu includes a cheese and fruit tray, artichokes, chips with Mexican dip and salsa for appetizers; a mixed grill of pork tenderloin and duck, halibut and filet mignon for the main course; and apple pie, cobbler or tiramisu for dessert - all cooked in Dutch ovens.' Quite obviously, camping will never in all ones born days be the same. It removes everything in your nether regions, leaving you quite glossy everywhere under your underwear and you'll on no occasion have to worry about pauperize tendrils again.' Oh, I'm SO glad to listen that those reduce to poverty tendrils had totally escaped my notice. This mysterious modern phenomenon is purported to be 'the best way to get a polished and shiny look future the bikini line. However, even though the concept of men's rights has been whittled down to a short paragraph, it still includes the right to complain. And I notice everything when I'm down there! As a person who is inclined to notice things, it does not evasion my superior power of observation that this entire article could readily be classified as a rant. And I notice everything when I'm down there! As a person who is inclined to notice things, it does not evasion my superior power of observation that this entire article could readily be classified as a rant...." _____________________________________________

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Peter Cross is a singer/songwriter/producer/Web Master. You can find this article at: www.starcrost.com/entertainment/modern-women.php'>Bitch Pampering! and his home page at: www.starcrost.com'>Rock and Roll with an Immortal Soul. The 'best of” Peter Cross CD is entitled www.starcrost.com/rock_and_roll/orifice.php'>A Hard Day at The Orifice. All work protected by Library of Congress Registration No. TXu1-257-177.