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Please remember what you are about to read are some jokes about the common traits that women seem to share when it comes to the males of the species.

1) It is ok for a mistress t ask if she is gaining weight, but the man will be in the dog house if he says anything but no, or if he hesitates in his answer.

2) Women oft enjoy venting about how awful their families are, but the Man can to no degree agree or cooperating in the family bashing.

3) Women also enjoy bashing their significant others family, and if he does not agree then he is blind and stupid.

4) If a man makes a mess but does not clean it up he is being lazy, but when the a fair sex leaves a mess it is ok she is just tired.

5) She is allowed to claim that if he is annoyed by her behaviour, he can leaveBut, he can, under no circumstances, claim the same thing.

6) When he barks out at their kids, he must control himself she at no time does the same. But, he, as the man, should not ask for this to be returned. In her case, it is their kids who must learn how not to anger her.

7) He must always be prepared to grind and brew coffee when she wants it. But, if he complies, she will raise her cry in anger again and order him to remain silent.

9) She will raise everlasting fire the moment he fails to comply with her important requests. The reason in the background this rejection is that she has not signed up for servitude.

8) If he keeps quiet, she will raise her sound in anger and force him to speak out. But, when she follows suit, the reason is that life is quality quick to the fullest.

11) He has got to learn how to apologize to her this is one of his major faults. But when he argues on the same lines, she will mood that the same moral does not apply each and every issue is crucial to her.

10) If he goes out and spends cash on something, she will claim that is a spendthrift. The only problem why she does not is that such an opportunity has yet to arise.

12) He must spend a lot of time fueling their love, but she does not have to as she has worked tense and had a terrible day.

Conclusion:
A madam is ad infinitum more beautiful, encouraging, entertaining, miraculous and humane than a man will ever be. She, on the other hand, is always willing to apologize. But, women have their own particular peculiarities too, and some of these have been pointed out in the above eleven maidenly secrets of being.

Caution:
Characterizing someone, even if it is very politically incorrect, is not my intent, and this article is meant for laughs alone, so please treat it accordingly...." _____________________________________________

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