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'humour ~ Passover ~ Laugh While Cleaning ~ humor'

By: Jack Reider

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Passover, or Pesach as it is called in Hebrew, is the 8 day festival where the Jews celebrate their release from Egypt more than a thousand years ago. They eat unleavened bread. One of the most important features of this free tradeV Nomenclature festival is that the Jews cannot eat anything that is leavened. To ensure that the house is clean of leavened food materials, the Jews have to clean the entire house from top to supporting as thoroughly as possible.

They must also make sure that no bread crumbs exist in or right and left the house: the cupboards, the drawers, the kitchen, after the bed, under the refrigerator and anywhere else where crumbs might have fallen through. During the week before Passover, house cleaning is what goes on in most Jewish houses. And they do. 'We are religious people here,' they said. To answer this demand and to ease the tension, here is a kid on this theme called Impossible Timing, which highlights this cleaning tension.

Impossible Timing:
Samuel, an literal Jew, who was also a financial wizard, left Brooklyn to accept the position of Vice President in a famous broker firm in Utah, which is well known for being a Mormon state.

When they learned this, the company's directorate applied tremendous pressure on the company's president. Samuel was offered the judgment of either converting or leaving the attractive job which also had a six figure salary quote attached to it.

Samuel had no judgment but to convert, and he went home and told his wife that from Sunday, they will start attending the Church services.

A few months went by and his wife kept troubling Samuel about the conversion. 'It can't be that a Jew will handle all our money.'

The president tried to ward them off, but when he couldn't manage it anymore, he called Samuel to his office and explained the position to him. I miss the Sabbath: lighting candles and blessing the wine. 'This is too arduous for me. Money is not everything, Samuel dear.'

And with each time that his wife complained, Samuel's conscience added until he could not take it anymore and he went to meet the company's President.
'Look, I can't go on like this,' Samuel said. I miss the holidays. Money is not everything. 'I am full of regret. This is too heavy a burden for me to carry. I can't sleep and neither can my wife. And if you want me to quit, I will without making any trouble.'

The President looked at him in wonder, 'Listen, Samuel, I had no impression that this was so troublesome for you. I was born a Jew and I want to die a Jew. But you don't have to leave. I speculation it was a trivial matter. He ran to his wife, who was watching Ricky Lake, 'You won't credit it! It's a miracle. Everything will be the same as before: you can stay here with us without converting.

Samuel returned home happy and grinning from ear to ear. 'But I reflection that this is what you wanted!' He cut in. We are going postern to being Jews, and I still hold my job.'

His wife looked at him with eyes that spat fire, and said,' Are you mad?'

Samuel was shocked. Don't you wish to go lumbar to becoming a Jew''

His wife looked at him with ever more fury, 'Of course I want to. 'All this whilst you have been clamorous and complaining. 'But now? Only a week before Passover?'

"..... Of course I want to,' she said. Of course I want to,' she said...." _____________________________________________

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Jack Reider is not Jewish, but his best friend is. And it's through their collaborations in creating an www.gambling-portal.com'>online casino guide. that Jack and Galit met for the first time.

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