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By: Jack Reider

"....Think of three of your best friends..........humor,humour,joke,jokes,society,entertainment,why,life,society....."
How numerous times during an ordinary day, do so in of us repeat actions even though they are illogical and irrational? Sometimes we might laugh when a comrade commits such an laxity of judgment or just an action that cannot be explained. I have compiled a catalog US of such actions that are so common that I would be awestruck if every man or madame does not do at least ten of the following twenty. This article will point of convergence on a junction of some of these actions. Think of three of your best friends. Don't me? Read and check for yourself.

1) Why does the glue in a tube not stick to the tube itself?

2) Sanity statistics has proven that one out of quartile people are crazed or suffer from some form of mental disease. If he is supposed to be alive in the wild, what happened to his beard?

5) How do bugs get into the enclosed and sometimes shut-tight sublimated bulbs?

6) Why doesn't a plastic bag bore up at the first end we try to open?

7) Why do doctors use sterilized injections on death-role inmates?

8) Why do the banks charge extra if you withdraw more funds than is actual from your bank account? Don't they realize that there's no legal tender in the account?

9) Mother-in-laws are jokes about continuously, but why not father-in-laws?

10) When statistics claim that the sum of all the stars in the sky are about tetragonal billion, people it. If they are fine, then you must be the fourth one.

3) Why do we press down firm on the remote control even though we know that the batteries are weak.

4) Watched old (and even newer descriptions in film) about Tarzan. Before I am to give faith to this, I want to know that if this is so why are monkeys still roaming earth?

14) Note this. But, when someone sees a sign on a park bench or board stating 'wet paint', they must verify this?

11) How myriad times will we let go to the fridge even though there is no food in it and we know that from the previous time we paid a visit just minutes ago?

12) Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest but ducks if behind the bullets are over the gun is thrown at him?

13) I'm sure you've heard of the evolutionary claim that mankind has evolved from monkeys. Is this some upper power trying to uphold karmic balance?

15) Heard of the Jap airplane pilots who towards the end of the Second World War crashed their planes into American naval ships? Why did these guys even contemplate of wearing a helmet?

16) Why do people move a vacuum cleaner over a little piece of thread again and again. The next time an object is about to fall off someplace, if you try and prevent this, you will knock off another object instead. But then, why does the bubbles always go about out white?

18) Is it winter or summer wherever you are right now? Have you noticed that if it is summer we try and make the house as cold as it would be during winter, and if it is winter, we try and make the house as hot as it would during summer?

19) Is there any day when mattresses are not on sale?

20) Isn't it silly that when if wandering through one of the big shopping malls someone doesn't pay attention and the cart they are pushing smacks into your toes, and then they say sorry, all we can speculate of saying is that no harm was done when your toe is aching.

Note:
Uncanny facts and features are not novel. Why do we pick it up, examine it and then lieu it rear down and move the vacuum cleaner over it to give it a second chance?

17) A visit to one of the numerous soap shops that have sprung up all over and you'll find that soaps come in all kinds of colours. But, I have pointed out some of the few irregularities that we live with. The verity that we humans have strange habits is not new too. So, take it in the appropriate manner too. This article is for entertainment purposes alone and doesn't try and offend or atone new realities.

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