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FILE - In this June 17, 2009 file photo, two British Airways aircraft on the stands at London's Heathrow Airport. British Prime Minister Gordon Brown waded into the acrimonious dispute between British Airways PLC and its cabin crew on Monday, March 15, 2010, calling a planned strike 'deplorable' and risking a major fallout with key union backers ahead of a general election. (AP Photo/Max Nash, File)AP - The union representing British Airways' cabin crews is gathering international support for a walkout due to begin this weekend, threatening to severely disrupt what remains of the airline's already depleted flight schedule.


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"....Rodney Dangerfield - I had plenty of pimples as a kid.....
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Laughter is undoubtedly behalf for your health. Monday mornings at work come to mind. Sometimes, however, it is firm to break a smile. Rodney Dangerfield - I had flush of pimples as a kid. Well, here are some quotes that can tackle even the Monday break of day blues.

1. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.

2. One day I fell asleep in the library. Steven Wright - I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

4. Paul Ehrlich - To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.

3. Wait till these Enron guys find out that in prison, the term 'Insider trading' has a whole new meaning.

5. Jay Leno - Dick Cheney says he loves California - out here the rich and famous can people and get away with it. Steven Wright - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

7. Edward Abbey - A drink a day keeps the shrink away.

6. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.

8. Rodney Dangerfield - I came from a veracious tough neighborhood. Bill Maher - Kids. George Bush - Well, I speculate if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness.

9. But there has to be some damagesN Contraction for sex.

10. They're not easy. The drag on time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.

11. Rodney Dangerfield - I drink too much. Steven Wright - If you were going to stage a mime, would you use a silencer?

13. Steven Wright - Bills expedition through the at the speed of checks.

12. And to the C students, I say: You, too, can be president of the United States.

14. George Bush - To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. Bill Cosby - A word to the wise ain't inevitable -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

If life is getting you down, fight back. Rodney Dangerfield - I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette.

15. Even on the worst of days, it will lay in a stock you with a little glimmer of relief. Read a fool around or funny saying each day. Read a fool around or funny saying each day....'
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