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Humor is an essential part of our lives, is as inevitable as all other fuzzy emotions such as love, anger, etc. The truth is that without humor we are as interest as dead. It dictates how comfortable we feel at our workplace, with a person we just met and how much assets we make (in some cases!). Yes, that's the power of humor, it is so big that the entertainment industry is currently is above the correct estate market (as far as earnings), but don't take my word for it, look it up!. Humor brightens our day and changes our entire perspective about our daily routines in a second. If you have a desk job, work within a big corporation, are in sales, etc. A decent comedian in comedy central makes more cash than a mortgage broker without having all the work cognate stress.

Now that we have established that humor is great, an important part of our lives and big business, lets start by analyzing the way humor affects our daily life. That is just terrible from an employer's point of view, they loose funds by training new employees every few months. you have most likely noticed that once in a when there comes a person who with just a few words brightens your day, or there is a co-worker you just can't dream being without, no, I'm not talking about being in love, we are referring to humor.

It is a gospel that most of the people (91.3% actually) who find a job boring, will end up leaving it in expensive than 3 months. What statements like that usually mean is you'll be buried in paperwork and running about all day long, but off course some people like to work inflexible so they are the 1% exception. Employers and most companies know this, that is why we perpetually hear, 'A company name, the best point to work at', or during the recruitment process we listen 'Our company is a leader of this rapidly growing market and offers a fun environment to work at'. I just wish that for once I wouldn't be the one saying the bad jokes!.

Not everyone has kid telling talents, and that's OK. There is nothing funny about jobs like that but they have to advertise it that way to get people interested.

Every now and then, we come certain individuals who overcame their environment or have a nonconformist perspective of life who break the ice with a funny sentence, others wholly try to memorize jokes and funny quotes, but when they forget about a critical line of the jest they crash and burn, they know it and so does everybody else but people end up laughing of 'social respect'.

For instance, don't you feel a bit awkward every time someone who you know, is not a interest at telling jokes, and this person constantly tries to break the ice with his/her below average than funny jokes?, it has happened to me and everyone. There are numerous comedians I can reference to but I'll quote Ronald Reagan (Yeah, the president). But people who know don't have such talent shouldn't attempt stunts like these in public. For example:

- When asked by a reporter what kind of Governor he would be (back in 1966), he answered 'I don't know. Regardless of his highly stressful occupation (and age), he was a 'mentally hilarious' person who knew how to deliver a good-funny line at the right moment. It is big enough to take care of itself.'
- When asked about the Government views on economy, instead of talking about foreign exchange markets, interests, war etc. I've on no occasion played a governor.'
- When he was asked about the deficit the country was going through he said 'I am not worried about the deficit. If it keeps moving, regulate it. he said 'Government's view of the thriftiness could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If you place after there are myriad rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always scrabble a book.'

As you see by these few examples show that being funny has nothing to do with lengthy jokes, its all about delivery and honest but unaffected lines, an take the average person can understand. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.'
- Or, 'Politics is not a bad profession. By reduce to a mean I mean 93.4% of the population.

Learning how to use irony, juxtaposition and delivery can set you apart from the rest of the boring people, so help change the macrocosm for the best.

By the way, did you know that over 95% of all statistics are producing up in the spot?; you might just want to keep that in mind!....'
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