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Dear Tech Support

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled in other worthy programs such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as MLB 5.0, NFL 4.3, PGA 3.0, and NBA 3.6Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 crashes the system.

I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed, Desperate

REPLY FROM TECH SUPPORT:

Dear Desperate

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, at that point Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Try to enter the command: C:ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME' to download Tears 6.2, which should automatically install Guilt 3.0.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5,

BUT remember : overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.

WARNING: Beer 6.1 is a very nasty program that will govern Snoring Loudly.

CAUTION: Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program.

These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a considerable program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider buying software to improve memory and performance.

I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck, Tech Support

Part 2 of the tech caudex joke

Last year I upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization where it monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Pokernight 10.3 and Beerbash 2.5 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. I am contemplative about going posterior to Girlfriend 1.0 but un-install does not work on this program. I can not seem to purge Wife 1.0 from my system. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 with the notion that Wife 1.0 is merely a 'UTILITIES and ENTERTAINMENT' program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run everything. Can you help me?
- Jonathan Powell

Dear Jonathan Powell-

This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to a primary misconception. Trying to un-install Wife 1.0 can be disastrous. WARNING DO NOT TRY TO: un-install, delete, or purge the program from the system once installed. Trying to un-install or remove Wife 1.0 will destroy full of worth system resources. Doing so may destroy your rigid and/or floppy
drive. Some have tried to replace by Girlfriend 2.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system. You can not go hindmost to Girlfriend 1.0 behind the scenes Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Others have tried to run Girlfriend 2.0 in
the background, during Wife 1.0 is running. Look in your manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support. Some users have tried to download similar products such as Fling and 1NiteStand. Eventually Wife 1.0 detects Girlfriend 2.0 and a system conflict occurs; this can lead to a non-recoverable system crash. I recommend you execute safe by keeping Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation.
Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Protection Faults (GPFs). Often their systems have
become infected with a virus. The best course of action will be to push apologize button then reset button as soon as lock-up occurs. You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur. System will run flat as permanentlyN Plurality as you take the blame for all GPFs...." _____________________________________________

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