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"....I decided to grab the spare key, to my house and my car and ran outside, already late for work.....
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Have you ever had your car stolen? It is a gutting experience, especially when it’s your fault! Now, I can dream of you asking, how can a stolen car ever be the owners fault? In answer to that question, I shall tell you a little story.

I am a terribly forgetful person! I am forever leaving my keys in shops, the car, lying all round the house. I had opened the door, carried my bags inside and slammed the door rearward me, outright forgetting that I had left the keys in the lock.

The next day, I was hurrying about getting ready for work, and I did my break of day checks, handbag -check, coat - check, keys - not check! I then proceeded to spend the next twenty minutes frantically searching about my house, hunting for the long-lost keys. On this one particular occasion, I creative the somewhat catastrophic mistake of leaving the keys in my foreground door when I entered my house from work. I rang in work and then proceeded to call the police and all of a sudden it dawned on me! I had left my keys in the face door. I decided to grab the spare key, to my house and my car and ran outside, already late for work.

When I got outside, conceive my horror when I couldn’t find my car! Now, I know I’m a forgetful person, but surely even I couldn’t lose my car.

I paced my street for about ten minutes and I at the last came to the conclusion that my car had been stolen. I had a Volvo key chain! I bought the key chain when I bought my car I was so proud of my first brand new car, I wanted to show it off. Not only my house keys, but my car keys too.

Now I can hark you asking how the thug knew that those keys were to my car. It was so humiliating explaining the whole scenario to the Police. I used to feel a large sense of achievement when people spotted my keys and my Volvo key chain and asked if I had that car.

Little did I know, that by having Volvo key chains attached to my keys, I would openly invite a lucky passer by to filch my car. Admittedly, it apparently wouldn’t have taken the bandit a certain number to work out which car was mine, seeing as it was parked outside my house and all, but I still felt an enormous sense of stupidity.

I managed to get my povertystricken Volvo rear a few weeks, minus my Volvo keychain, but I was glad. Explaining that not only had I left my keys in my frontage door over night, but I had quite openly advertised the existence that my car was the one sitting outside my house. I now know that it is incredibly silly to have the brand of your car on the keys....'
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