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'Of Leather Briefcases ~ Accountants and Assassins
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"..... Here are just two of them:* Accountants deal with the paperwork and numbers.....
.....Leather Briefcases....."


"..... Here are just two of them:

* Accountants deal with the paperwork and numbers.....
.....Leather Briefcases....."

Disclaimer: This article in no way seeks to diminish the profession of accountants and to elevate the profession of assassins. This is a tongue in cheek analysis of leather briefcases as used by accountants and assassins alike. (Remember, you must love your accountant lest you find yourself in trouble with the Internal Revenue Service and you need to love assassins lest you find yourself in trouble with the Bible's commandment about feeling your enemy. Sad but true)

Professional Disparateness

Though you might meditate that assassins and accountants do the same thing - they can kill you, only in nonconformist provision and methods - they are very distinct professions with distinct characteristics. Here are just two of them:

* Accountants deal with the paperwork and numbers. They lug about voluminous papers that convexity to drown anybody who dares decipher the codes embedded therein and they eat numbers for breakfast, lunch and dinner. And these same papers are miraculously stuffed into the slimmest of leather briefcases!

Assassins deal with the grimy work and revolvers. They lug all round slaughter tools that can be hidden most conveniently inside their coats or the most elegant leather briefcases and they eat souls like the Devil incarnate. Or at least, that is what Hollywood wants us to believe; God forbid you ever cross path with an assassin out to terminate your existence.

* Accountants use the power of the pen and calculator to kill (okay, make that crunch) numbers. And lest you even dare ponder that you can make sense of financial statements without burning the midnight oil (and a few of your functioning brain cells in the course of you are at it), reflect again. Accountants use them to confuse both you and the Internal Revenue Service. And these financial statements change as expeditious as you can count your fingers! Drat, there goes your profit reduced by depreciation yet again.

Assassins use the brute power of car bombs, sniper rifles, blades and other weapons
of destruction, plus a timer here and there, to kill numbers. If you cannot make sense of financial statements, you cannot make sense of the killings either.

Professional Similarities

Now, this is the more interesting part. How can two professions - one bloodshed inanimate numbers, the other homicide animate numbers - have similarities? If you ponder firm enough, you will get these:

* Both accountants and assassins have uncommon affinity for leather briefcases. It seems that leather briefcases serve the purpose of organizing files and ammunitions at the same time! Remember the movie 'Wanted'?

* Both accountants and assassins must be licensed. The former by appropriate nation agencies before they can practice their profession. On the other hand, assassins must be licensed to kill by anybody they like whether borne of their own demented minds, fanatical beliefs and count greed.

* And oh yes, both accountants and assassins can kill you. Accountants kill you by spiriting away your wealth to bogus corporations during the time assassins kill you by spiriting your soul, or whatever it is that makes us human.

In conclusion, if you suspect your accountant to be an assassin in disguise ready to make an ass out of you, then leather briefcases full of your financial documents could be on your next target, er, agenda.

"..... The former by appropriate direction agencies before they can practice their profession....."



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