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'Mexico ~ Puffy Wet Lips ~ Spanish'

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"....I keep waiting for them to take off in a race around his little head at any moment.....
.....Mexico,Spanish,Guanajuato....."

There's this guy who lives transversely the street from us who we have renamed Wet Lips. This gomer is in his late 60's to with the sunN Substantiality 70' and has a body like Mr. When we are in a really lighthearted mood, we refer to him as Puffy Wet Lips. I mean they are two huge puffy red and unnatural things that look like a salty of slugs. McGoo and lips like Angelina Jolie's. Actually, he looks more like that toady little man with the horned-rimmed glasses and freaky, scratchy tone who used to be on LateNight with David Letterman and whose name I can sine die remember.

Anyway, Wet Lips drives this ancient VW Bug on which he has to rebuild the engine each Saturday. I keep waiting for them to take off in a race without his little head at any moment. Somehow, he got it into Mexico behind expropriation it from Hitler right subsequently the war or something like that. I consider it had to be one of the very first Volkswagens Bugs every built. We live on the end of a dead-end street and 'Puffy,' as we are wont to call him, comes in and out of his little cochera (carport) dozens upon dozens of times a day. Wet Lips keeps running this 'car' when he should show some humanitarian kindness and have it put down.

Wet Lips drives this car endlessly, relentlessly, and stupidly. No one has to use a car that perpetually anywhere or for anything that times a day. The man is a maniac. When he makes his customary trips, we always know it he parks the Blue Beetle right in frontispiece of our bedroom window.

Here is how the man parks his car. But, he evidently has sundry places to go and various people to see each day. We know this parallax for a existence one time, remain summer, someone tried to respire up a taxi from our window by setting it on fire and that's what motivated us to take scientific measurements. His little carport is exactly three meters in forepart of our bedroom window. Nothing happened to the VW (unfortunately) but the cab was toast.

So, here comes Wet Lips tearing up the street at speeds no one should be able to drive a VW, but he does anyway. The flaming taxi was right next to Wet Lips' car. Then he cuts the wheels suddenly to the left in directly foreground of our window and doesn't so much drive into the parking space as flies into it as though shot out of a rocket launcher.

Then, he backs up. My wife knows when he is coming a certain number before he turns off the main road and onto our street. Then he backs up. Then he goes forward. Then he backs up. Then he goes forward. He does this exactly five times. Then he goes forward. Once he is Obsessively- Compulsively satisfied that the car is snugly into his slot, then he hammers down on the accelerator whilst foraging about for one of those red-barred things that lock the steering wheel up so no one will plagiarize his machine of asphyxiating death.

(As if someone would want his bomb that belches foul-smelling cobalt smoke!)

All the while, Larry Lead-Foot is hammered down on the gas pedal and we, well, we start walking all wobbly, start falling down a lot, and set in seeing things that are not there.

I have got to suppress the urge to go outside, drag him from his car, and hold his mouth over the exhaust pipe and screech like a madman, 'How's that tasting for you, Puffy?'

I truly do not get what possessed Mexicans in this town to get cars in such environmental-destroying abundance. And, each time he backs up, he comes within inches of our bedroom window and fills our house with carbon monoxide. And, each time he backs up, he comes within inches of our bedroom window and fills our house with carbon monoxide....'
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www.zyworld.com/theolog/page21.htm'>Doug Bower is the author of 'A Walk Through Mexico's Crown Jewel: A Guanajuato Travelogue.





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