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".....- A compliment better left unsaid: Marvelous! You fill out that Santa suit better than a.....
.....Christmas humor, Christmas jokes, holiday humor, holiday jokes....."

- My companion mentioned that he and his wife are abduction out a home equity line of credit to buy Christmas presentsIsn't that a little crazy? Instead, my wife and I conventional that we're limiting our spending to what we have -- our current home equity line of credit.

- Another alter ego says he's disturbed by the over-emphasis on grant concession round aboutADJ Destiny Christmas. He's focusing on favor receiving.

- A compliment better left unsaid: Marvelous! You fill out that Santa suit better than anyone else I've ever seen.

- Which reminds me ... So this year he's appropriation a nonconformist approach. But she assured me that I'm not overweight. I was complaining to my wife that I'm heavy enough to strike up Santa Claus. I mean fabricate if one year I had to buy myself a Christmas present. She says I just need to grow several inches taller.

- If only I could clone a taller me! But indeed the thought of individual cloning kind of creeps me out. OR there's another view: Anti-lock brakes are for the cowardly; the spirited disintegrate insurance claims.

- During the holidays, staying well-organized is no harder than being really benefit it.

- The best way for a person with a Scrooge-like personality to avoid broken friendships is to pick friends with short memories.

- You know you've arrived when you're featured in the Christmas parade as Grand Marshall. If that ever happened, I swear I'd be beside myself.

- At this time of year you know you're in trouble if you're thinking, 'I sure wish I had anti-lock brakes.'

- ... Be thankful they let you take advantage of them.

- Driving to a Christmas Sale town to save a buck always feels better than staying home to save 2 bucks on gas.

- To all you guys who get an electric razor for Christmas and scheme to shave during the interval you drive: That's a pretty risky stunt. You know you haven't arrived when you're featured in the parade as the street sweeper.

-A holiday-time reminder: Never take your friends and family for granted. It's the only luck we have to survive my cooking.

- Though we've all tried it, circuit on defrosters really won't clear a filthy windshield.

- If your teen is bored over Christmas break, here's a tip to end the boredom. What are you going to do if your shaver battery runs out?

- On Christmas Day my family considers it essential to say a mealtime prayer. Suddenly, he or she will find all kinds of Herculean things to do.

- The love we share at Christmas reminds us of something very important. Offer your teen a job. If they remain, you know their love is true. If you truly love someone, set them free. He hopes someday to splice a gene from a lightning bug into a tulip to make it glow. If they leave, you'll have to go get them.

- My son is studying to become a genetic engineer. If they leave, you'll have to go get them.

- My son is studying to become a genetic engineer....'
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